My Town Whispers
Have you
ever been really scared
My friends,
Derek, Shane and Clifford
went to Dark Town, I'll tell you more about each of them later. No one ever spoke about what happened to them, just to say, they are never coming back home too, My Town. The police never made a full investigation, only to say the case is officially closed.
And so I walk alone today, my friends told me they’ll stay in MY TOWN, and think of me. “Be careful,” they said
My name is, BOY! I live in My Town
Welcome to Dark Town
Dark Town, a place not far from My Town. It’s not a town, just a place, without a face. A place people in My Town talk about not to go. I’m sure you've heard of a place like this, a place you've been told not to go and often wondered why, knowing that someday you would likely go anyway, even though you were warned not to go.
I’m going to Dark Town to search for Derek, Shane and Clifford. And while I’m there, out of sight from mom and dad, and jack and Jill, and Fred and Sam, and everyone else in My Town, I’m conducting my own investigation.
I’ll be back to My Town with my friends and everyone else who ever went to Dark Town who went searching for something or someone. My backpack is packed with toilet paper, pretzels, mouthwash. I'm wearing jeans, a tee shirt, and new underwear. I’m not one of those kids who play in the dirt, and put his hands in his pants, and fingers in his mouth, gets sweaty and smells of bad stuff.
Derek, Shane and Clifford went to Dark Town to search for friends and girlfriends.
Sheriff Bill warned each of them, "Don't come back to My Town unless all three of you have found a wife. If any of you step on My Town soil again , without a wife, each of you will have to apologize personally to each of the families of My Town that you harassed when I caught you peeking in their windows at night. Leave the good-girls in My Town alone"
Some of the My Town patrons told Sheriff Bill , The last few evenings Burp's been heard laughing hysterical in the My Town Tavern mumbling something resembling the sound of black panties. Sheriff
Bill can only assume the boys invited Burp along to peek.
My Town neighbors told Sheriff Bill they would often see the boys carrying a ladder around town just after sunset, assuming the boys were innocently building a tree house in town. Sheriff Bill's reply was, "I will investigate," knowing only to well, he was also guilty of night-peeping, and overly enjoyed peeping in Carla's bedroom.
Sheriff Bill knew Derek, Shane and Clifford were the culprits. As for Burp and Stanley, Sheriff Bill was never quite certain if they too were with Derek, Shane and Clifford peeking at Carla in her nightgown that night.
Have you
ever been really scared
My friends,
Derek, Shane and Clifford
went to Dark Town, I'll tell you more about each of them later. No one ever spoke about what happened to them, just to say, they are never coming back home too, My Town. The police never made a full investigation, only to say the case is officially closed.
Burp
and Stanley
knows what happened to each of them
One night when Burp and Stanley where lying drunk outside the My Town Tavern, Betty, Jill sister, and Jack’s sister in-law, overheard Burp and Stanley mumbling that the ,"bandits from dark town found them and buried them alive."
The My Town police never made an investigation, only to say the case is officially closed. Betty, Jack and Jill, Fred and Sam refuse to believe anything Burp and Stanley say, why should they, they're drunks
the case is officially reopened, I re-opened it. I’m going to Dark Town to find my friends.
Sheriff Bill
says "people who go to Dark Town never return home, they die in Dark Town." I believe that’s a lie started years ago by a bunch of foolish folks and drunks. Most of them are gone now, dead, and the others that are still living can know longer speak, read, or write.
Soon the few that are still alive, will be gone.
I’m not afraid of the dark; I'm not afraid of dark town
knows what happened to each of them
One night when Burp and Stanley where lying drunk outside the My Town Tavern, Betty, Jill sister, and Jack’s sister in-law, overheard Burp and Stanley mumbling that the ,"bandits from dark town found them and buried them alive."
The My Town police never made an investigation, only to say the case is officially closed. Betty, Jack and Jill, Fred and Sam refuse to believe anything Burp and Stanley say, why should they, they're drunks
the case is officially reopened, I re-opened it. I’m going to Dark Town to find my friends.
Sheriff Bill
says "people who go to Dark Town never return home, they die in Dark Town." I believe that’s a lie started years ago by a bunch of foolish folks and drunks. Most of them are gone now, dead, and the others that are still living can know longer speak, read, or write.
Soon the few that are still alive, will be gone.
I’m not afraid of the dark; I'm not afraid of dark town
a place without a face
where
where
People
bump into each other, lost, not knowing which way is left,
which way is the right-of-way, Which way is up, and which way is down,
unless
of course you’re upside down, than of course, everything looks right-side-up
“Dark Town Bandits”
“Whisper Boy, they can see us!
Damn
Bandits!”
Just
kidding Boy, nobody-can-see-us, it’s dark outside!
Dark Town! Eyes Wide Open
A place where you you feel like your eyes are closed, while they're open.
Ever wonder what it's like not being able to see your way home?
Come walk with me !
If you’re like me, you like a gentle bump in the dark.
Ever wonder what it's like not being able to see your way home?
Come walk with me !
If you’re like me, you like a gentle bump in the dark.
Come along for a walk, we can talk. I’ll walk slow, that is if you’re not afraid of the dark.
together we can search for my friends. If you decide not to walk with me, that’s fine, ill walk alone, but if you decide to come along, I won’t stay long.
Say goodbye to your family and friends. There’s no moon, sun, fun, no sense of time, or date, or direction to go in Dark Town, It’s eerily quiet, and ugly. If there is life there, if him or her, or it, wish not to be seen when we get there, their secret will remain a secret.
together we can search for my friends. If you decide not to walk with me, that’s fine, ill walk alone, but if you decide to come along, I won’t stay long.
Say goodbye to your family and friends. There’s no moon, sun, fun, no sense of time, or date, or direction to go in Dark Town, It’s eerily quiet, and ugly. If there is life there, if him or her, or it, wish not to be seen when we get there, their secret will remain a secret.
And so I walk alone today, my friends told me they’ll stay in MY TOWN, and think of me. “Be careful,” they said
Burp took my picture, said he wanted to hang it up in the My Town Tavern so My Town folks will always remember me.
When he sees me walking down Main Street with Derek Shane, and Clifford, and three lovely ladies, he
just might stop drinking.
Dark
Town
a place where
people bump into each-other, not knowing which way is left, which way
is right, walking in circles picking each others pockets.
My name is, BOY! I live in My Town
(my friends)
Derek, Shane and Clifford
Derek, Shane and Clifford
I’m going to find them…
“Dark Town,”
Damn Bandits
BOY!
BOY!
My
Town, that’s where I live. I overheard Jack and Jill; they’re
my neighbors,telling my other neighbors, Fred and Sam, that they overheard Burp, the
town drunk, mumble something as he was stumbling out of the My Town Tavern about the Bandits who live in Dark Town. Stanley,
another
My Town town drunk, was overheard by Ugly, the bartender at the My Town Tavern saying to Burp, "they
were lucky to escape Dark Town alive that night."
Another drunk, whose name was never known to Sheriff Bill, apparently was not so lucky that night.
Everyday at dusk, Jack and Jill, and Fred and Samantha, would meet at the My Town tavern to listen while Burp and Stanley shared stories about Dark Town, and some of the other My Town residents whose secrets they hope will remain a secret. Occasionally, Bingo ,his wife Lucille, and Hiccup would stop in the My Town Tavern to join them.
Most days Burp and Stanley are intoxicated and are no-longer able to stand-up on their own two legs, all they are capable to do is mumble and giggle.
This year the My Town Tavern is celebrating its One Hundred and twenty five year anniversary. From the first day it’s been open for business twenty four hours a-day, every day of the year since. Some locals who have recently passed on, were known to have said their ancestors told them the My Town tavern was where Wild Bill Hick-Cock, Colonel Custer, and Geronimo would pow-wow about looming battles, but by the time the warriors got around to discuss wartime strategy, they were too drunk for war talk, and would pass-out.
Burp would often mumble Ugly was the proprietor of the My Town Tavern back than, but knowing Burp, the residents of My Town disregard much of what Burp Mumbles.
Another drunk, whose name was never known to Sheriff Bill, apparently was not so lucky that night.
Everyday at dusk, Jack and Jill, and Fred and Samantha, would meet at the My Town tavern to listen while Burp and Stanley shared stories about Dark Town, and some of the other My Town residents whose secrets they hope will remain a secret. Occasionally, Bingo ,his wife Lucille, and Hiccup would stop in the My Town Tavern to join them.
Most days Burp and Stanley are intoxicated and are no-longer able to stand-up on their own two legs, all they are capable to do is mumble and giggle.
This year the My Town Tavern is celebrating its One Hundred and twenty five year anniversary. From the first day it’s been open for business twenty four hours a-day, every day of the year since. Some locals who have recently passed on, were known to have said their ancestors told them the My Town tavern was where Wild Bill Hick-Cock, Colonel Custer, and Geronimo would pow-wow about looming battles, but by the time the warriors got around to discuss wartime strategy, they were too drunk for war talk, and would pass-out.
Burp would often mumble Ugly was the proprietor of the My Town Tavern back than, but knowing Burp, the residents of My Town disregard much of what Burp Mumbles.
Welcome to Dark Town
Dark Town, a place not far from My Town. It’s not a town, just a place, without a face. A place people in My Town talk about not to go. I’m sure you've heard of a place like this, a place you've been told not to go and often wondered why, knowing that someday you would likely go anyway, even though you were warned not to go.
I’m going to Dark Town to search for Derek, Shane and Clifford. And while I’m there, out of sight from mom and dad, and jack and Jill, and Fred and Sam, and everyone else in My Town, I’m conducting my own investigation.
I’ll be back to My Town with my friends and everyone else who ever went to Dark Town who went searching for something or someone. My backpack is packed with toilet paper, pretzels, mouthwash. I'm wearing jeans, a tee shirt, and new underwear. I’m not one of those kids who play in the dirt, and put his hands in his pants, and fingers in his mouth, gets sweaty and smells of bad stuff.
Derek, Shane and Clifford went to Dark Town to search for friends and girlfriends.
Sheriff Bill warned each of them, "Don't come back to My Town unless all three of you have found a wife. If any of you step on My Town soil again , without a wife, each of you will have to apologize personally to each of the families of My Town that you harassed when I caught you peeking in their windows at night. Leave the good-girls in My Town alone"
Sheriff Bill caught Derek and Shane
sitting
in a tree peeking in Carla's window with binoculars late one night.
But, before Sheriff Bill chased the boys out of the tree, he grabbed the
binoculars from Derek and quickly sneaked a peek himself in Carla's
bedroom. Not to alarm anyone, Sheriff Bill never told anyone about the
boys secret, or his, of course The
next night Carla's Aunt
Sophie caught Derek and Shane holding the ladder while Clifford was peeking
in Carla's mom's bedroom.
Aunt Sophie made an emergency call to Sheriff Bill, but was told by deputy sheriff Bingo that Sheriff Bill was busy with other My Town issues, and never returned Aunt Sophie's call.
Sheriff Bill asked deputy Bingo to look-into the complaint, knowing of course that deputy Bingo has no private investigation skills. Sheriff Bill cannot investigate Burp and Stanley, he knows they can implicate him in the nighttime crime of window peeping.
The next afternoon, Clifford stopped by the My Town Tavern and asked Burp and Stanley if they would meet him, Shane and Derek at the "My Town Park" at midnight, he told them he would have a pleasant surprise for the both of them. Clifford told Burp and Stanley to " Wear Black."
Early the next morning, before sunrise Sheriff Bill received a phone call from Jack and Sam. Apparently during the night, someone stole a pair of black pants, black tee shirt, and a black dress from their clothes-line in the backyard.
Aunt Sophie made an emergency call to Sheriff Bill, but was told by deputy sheriff Bingo that Sheriff Bill was busy with other My Town issues, and never returned Aunt Sophie's call.
Sheriff Bill asked deputy Bingo to look-into the complaint, knowing of course that deputy Bingo has no private investigation skills. Sheriff Bill cannot investigate Burp and Stanley, he knows they can implicate him in the nighttime crime of window peeping.
The next afternoon, Clifford stopped by the My Town Tavern and asked Burp and Stanley if they would meet him, Shane and Derek at the "My Town Park" at midnight, he told them he would have a pleasant surprise for the both of them. Clifford told Burp and Stanley to " Wear Black."
Early the next morning, before sunrise Sheriff Bill received a phone call from Jack and Sam. Apparently during the night, someone stole a pair of black pants, black tee shirt, and a black dress from their clothes-line in the backyard.
Its anyone's guess who wore the dress that night.
My Town neighbors told Sheriff Bill they would often see the boys carrying a ladder around town just after sunset, assuming the boys were innocently building a tree house in town. Sheriff Bill's reply was, "I will investigate," knowing only to well, he was also guilty of night-peeping, and overly enjoyed peeping in Carla's bedroom.
During One night of, "peek-a-boo," Burp was so drunk he fell off
the ladder while peeking in Carla's window. When he hit the ground,
Carla's dad came running out of the house with a shotgun blasting at the
trees. The boys, Burp and Stanley were already down the block, out of sight and range from the gun shot. Leaving behind
the ladder as evidence. Mr Horn never did know who was peeking in his
daughters bedroom, or if the stalkers got a glimpse of his daughter in her nightgown, or less.
Sheriff Bill knew Derek, Shane and Clifford were the culprits. As for Burp and Stanley, Sheriff Bill was never quite certain if they too were with Derek, Shane and Clifford peeking at Carla in her nightgown that night.
Sheriff Bill knows the boys will never return home from Dark Town,
Bandits!
Bandits!
Sheriff Bill is a
true crime fighter and man of extremely high intellect. When he first noticed Burp stumbling into My Town he knew the new arrival would be someone he must keep an eye on. Sheriff Bill doesn't believe Burp’s
birth name is Burp, of course. If Jack or Jill, or Fred or Sam or anyone else of
course should ask the Sheriff about Burp, Sheriff Bill’s response is always the
same, “Burp just appeared early one morning in the My Town Tavern, a-bit disheveled
and drunk. It's been obvious to the folks of My Town that Burp enjoys the My Town Tavern so
much, he's decided to stay, and make it his home. When Sheriff Bill asked Burp his home address, Burp
told the sheriff his home address is the “My Town Tavern.” Sheriff
Bill found that to be a bit amusing. When asked where his family lives, or of any known
relatives, Burp reply was, “I dun no, they’re all drunks.” The sheriff found that to be a bit amusing
and felt he would never ask Burp anymore questions about his family.
But Sheriff Bill soon did ask Burp about the first morning he
appeared in the My Town Tavern a-bit disheveled, drunk and mumbling something about the, Bandits of Dark Town.
Burp just mumbled something and giggled.
Sheriff Bill considers Burp an honorable, law biding citizen
of My Town, who on occasions has been known for telling a few tales to some of the
local patrons in the My Town Tavern. Who at times, are either UN-willing to listen, or
could be heard laughing out-loud around Burp . Burp just mumbled something and giggled.
Those Filthy Bandits
Kid, Apples, and Peaches
DARK TOWN
First night of my life I'm away from home.
Dark Town! Don’t knock, walk right in,
softly not to alert, alarm, or have them think I'm here to harm them. Who am I fooling, if anyone is here, they
seen me already. If someone is waiting for me, I’ll reach-out
my hand, the first to shake and say hello.
darkness! No
lights or smell in the air.
Whiskey makes a scared man brave, thanks Burp!
The middle day has changed from light to dark; the pavement dark dust, no leaves on trees, dead dark bark.
faded letters of crusty white paint, rusty chains and an old black crow with torn feathers,scarred skin, rotten talons, and a filthy tongue covered with black dust from licking black dust, its mouth is open wide unable to crow, old bird. Now I know how this place got its name, perhaps the town should be called, “old, rusty, crusty, and dark.”
The creator of life forgot about Dark Town. Moonlight is non-existent, helpless against a face whose wish it is I don’t survive the night!
If there is life here, damn it, it’s dead. If him or her, or it, wish not to be seen, their secret will be safe with me. I’m helpless to any ghouls, growls and goons from any eyes on a face, whose wish it may be that I don’t survive the night
Old, rusty, crusty, and dark,dead tress infested with disease lie shattered in the dust. No roads, vast land and alley-ways of empty homes. Prowling Dark Town, others have prowled, and have never been found! Someone somewhere is breathing. My mind is an illusion of confusion, thoughts of who might be behind the darkness; keep walking, slow, make friends I keep telling myself, make friends. Feel their sweat and skin in the palm of my hand.
Inside Danny's Darkness
“Whisper Boy, Bandits!
“Do you live here in Dark Town, Danny?” I ask.
“quiet boy, im asking the questions
“Forget about your friends Boy, their dead, I'll show you their bones. The other two, the boy and the girl, they escaped. My friends who came to dark town are dead too. When I came to Dark Town and started snooping around, and snoop I did, I uncovered a bizarre breed of life in Dark Town. Dark Town has dark secrets, has its own full moon, shines bright all the time, brightest shine I've ever seen, and its own sun, shines all the time, hottest sun I've ever felt, and plants, the greenest plants I've ever seen, and animals too, the friendliest animals I've ever pet .
There is a man in our moon, Boy
remember the word, Bandits.
" I’m not afraid to fight, to live in the land of light all night."
remember the word, Bandits.
" I’m not afraid to fight, to live in the land of light all night."
DANNY!
Dark! Light! I've walked and I've talked to myself of
course, Somewhere in
Dark Town are the dead and barely alive bodies of people from My Town.
"I'll stay to uncover the mystery of night and day"
"I'll stay to uncover the mystery of night and day"
“Hide Boy!”
I’m nowhere swimming in a clear, cool lagoon. A bright sun and moon shine together in the middle of the night and day.
Above a silhouette of something leaning against a tree is staring at me floating in the cool lagoon, its eyes like diamonds, I'm not alone.
High above the cliffs, the body stares.

“Damn HICCUPS”
deep valleys of lush green grass, a towering cliff of granite pours crystals of cool water into a deep gorge flowing to nowhere. I’m here, no-where,
STILL
STILL
High above a figure looms. I am not alone.
"HICCUPS!"
A sun shines in daylight, somewhere in Dark Town.
“Danny! Where the hell are you?" I scream
I’m being watched swimming,alone. Help me Danny!” I ask the empty air.
“The Bandit watching is laughing Boy, watching a naked boy swim. His filthy eyes stare. Stay where you are, they know you’re here, there, stay in the sun, they can’t hurt you there. Danny will be here.” An unfamiliar voice whispers out.
“Damn! Someone new! Treading water, hiding the private, Vulnerable to someone new, and the thing staring down at me, seeking to conquer its prey!
ME! ”
“Boy, are you there!” A familiar voice whispers from somewhere.
“Yeah I’m here, where do think I went, fishing!” I respond.
“Boy, Stay where you are, they know you’re here, stay in the sun, they can’t hurt you there.
I told you once before, don’t be a smart-ass, Danny will leave you here, alone. You live in eternal daylight now Boy. Danny caught the Bandit hunting for you from the cliffs. Danny was hoping it was Hiccups, it wasn't” said Apples.
Good, no more playing hide and seek, These bandits are freaks, Apples! A strange voice called my name, was that Little Red Riding Hood?
“That was Peaches! Your girlfriend, she was watching you swim, naked, and so was I, a good sight to see, for peaches and me.
“Oh shit! Peaches! Reminds me of a song I know; “Apples, peaches, pumpkin pie.”
GET OUT OF THE LAGOON!” Apples laughed.
And why is Peaches my girlfriend? Throw me a towel.
Put your panties back on, Willie looks chilly! Apples laughed.
“Listen, Boy I don’t have a towel, Ill close my eyes, and count to three! Ready;
1, 2, 3, get-out-of-the lagoon!
Jerky Boy, I was peeking!
The bandit spying on you from the cliffs wasn't Hiccups; He was one of Hiccups bandits, the killer known as "BINGO." Danny tied him up to a tree for fun in the sun. If Danny can capture Hiccups, he will have captured their leader.
Danny thinks Stanley the drunk, Bingo, the deputy, and Ugly the bartender from "My Town," are bandits in disguise.
Ya-see Boy,
They can’t live in eternal Daylight, they need the night,without Sweet-water to drink, they die. They've been trying to kill me, Danny, and Peaches, and now they want to kill you. Our other friends are hiding underneath the darkness. Danny found the skeletal remains of your friends, and the other kids told Danny they hid and watched while the Bandits buried five of their friends alive.
Boy
If we can tie them to a tree for fun in the sun, they’ll all die and
disintegrate.
disintegrate.
“Stay where you are! Don’t move!” A familiar voice whispers.
“Shit!” I mumble.
“Yeah, yeah, calm down, I’m back, been out sightseeing.” Darkness whispered.
“Sightseeing
in the dark? I met Apples.”
“I know, she told me! Said you’re
afraid of the dark.I told you Boy, BANDITS.
Are you drunk?” Darkness laughed.
Yep!
Apples to!
SHIT!
Hey Boy!
Somewhere in Dark Town are bodies of people, alive and dead. I need your help finding them, dead and alive.
Somewhere in Dark Town are bodies of people, alive and dead. I need your help finding them, dead and alive.
I knew you were going to ask me that, you like whiskey?
“Yep,
Love whiskey, thought you’d never ask.”
“SHIT”
“I told you Boy, forget about your friends, they’re dead! Follow me, I’ll show you their bones, the bandits ate the meat, than threw their bones in an empty field, more bones and a skull are in an open ditch. The bandits killed my friends too, ate all of them.
Burp and Stanley told everyone in “MY TOWN” their friend “Hiccup” was captured and dead in Dark Town.
Burp and Stanley told everyone in MY TOWN Hiccup’s not-around,
That's Bullshit Boy, he’s been found.
Hiccup
is here,living in Dark Town, alive and well, he’s the leader of the Bandits, Hiccup killed your
friends. Along time ago, the bandits had captured Burp, Stanley and Hiccup, tied them up, and hung
them from a tree. With his dying breath, Hiccup asked the bandits if they like
whiskey. He showed them where Burps worst whiskey was buried and they cut all three of them loose, Burp
and Stanley ran, but Hiccup stayed. Old man Jack, he's dead now, been dead along time, left a note in Dark Town Cabin written in English about what happened that night. Somewhere
in
Dark Town Burp’s finest whiskey is buried. Bandits drank the cheap
stuff, too, and the deputy of My Town, BINGO, he's a Bandit in disguise
living in My Town. Apples said.
Just
kidding Boy!
Let’s go!" Apples laughed.
Danny found one of someone's friend barely alive, said his name was "Lips" said he was a friend of someone named Burp . Danny has Lips hidden in the sun of darkness.
I’m not afraid to fight, to live in the land of light all night.
Danny has a plan, he’s very clever you know
sun-sweetened fruit drop from the trees drooping over the water falls, dumping fresh fruit in the stream. Underwater it sheds and blends nectar with the cool water.
Danny's plan is for each of us to hide in the fruit trees with slingshots he made out-of banana peels and bamboo and shoot fruit pits at the back-sides of the bandits while they're kneeling down drinking the sweet water. One by one as the bandits fall over with pits of fruit embedded in their blistered bloody, and smelly backsides, Danny will knock them on the head with a branch of bamboo, and dump their dirty bodies in a hole in the ground, and they too will be buried alive.
Climbing
Boy, Apples and Peaches grabbed as much sweet fruit that they could stuff inside their pockets and inside their shirts and climbed till they reached their perch high in the trees. Hiding, comfortably sitting on the soft bark of the
branches swallowing mouthfuls of nectar and licking the leaves; Boy, Apples, and
Peaches ate until their stomachs where busting with fruit.
Meanwhile
Danny of the Sun was alone hiding alongside the stream, every muscle and limb calm, invisible, hidden inside the groves of trees.
In the tree, Slingshots are loaded, pulled and ready to fire at each bandit-backside, fruit leaves filled with pits for cheeks, and Peaches is ready and aiming for filthy hanging private parts.
Meanwhile
Danny of the Sun was alone hiding alongside the stream, every muscle and limb calm, invisible, hidden inside the groves of trees.
In the tree, Slingshots are loaded, pulled and ready to fire at each bandit-backside, fruit leaves filled with pits for cheeks, and Peaches is ready and aiming for filthy hanging private parts.
"Bandits ! Bend-over
Stick those dry crusty and dirty dusty mouths in the stream and start drinking.
Boy! Apples! Peaches!
SHOOT!
filthy bandits are gulping mouth fulls of sweet water
SHOOT ! "
Danny pleads, his screams silent to the bodies asleep in the trees
filthy bandits are gulping mouth fulls of sweet water
SHOOT ! "
Danny pleads, his screams silent to the bodies asleep in the trees
"HELP ME!"
Danny screams fade, Hiccup has Danny
Danny screams fade, Hiccup has Danny
"AWAKE"
Danny’s sneakers, The Bandits grabbed Danny,
Boy shouted.
OK Boy; just this one-time, our secret
Oh-Apples!
“Dark Town Bandits”
Don’t-knock,
walk-right-in-go-on-inside
Damn Bandits
“Whisper Boy, they might hear us, see us, and kill us too
Damn
Bandits!”
“WHISPER!" I ask.
“Boy, hide, you can never go back home to, “MY TOWN, DARK
TOWN will be your home.” said Apples.
“MY
HOME, SHIT!”
“That’s
right Boy, your new home!” Applesauce said.
“I
came to Dark Town to find my friends! What-am-I-going-to-do-here Apples, make
Applesauce?”
“Follow
me! And be quiet, did you bring sunglasses with you? Apples asked.
“Did
I bring sunglasses? I came to Dark Town,
not the beach.”
“You’re
in for a big surprise Boy, if you live long enough to see it.” Apples said.
Apples, do you like whiskey?
“Love
whiskey! Let’s keep walking. Hey Boy; did Burp give you this whiskey? ” Apples
whispered.
Yep!
“Drunken
fool, he gave you the cheap stuff!” Apples seem annoyed.
APPLES,
where are we?
I’m
walking and talking to myself a-lot.
Must-be the whiskey talking boy.
Sweet
Apples, tonight you and me are alone, whiskey, and Boy is feeling frisky!
OK Boy; just this one-time, our secret
Oh-Apples!
Nice Boy.
Damn Apples, ten minutes of fun and you run. I’m alone again, and forgotten in Dark Town!
Damn Apples, ten minutes of fun and you run. I’m alone again, and forgotten in Dark Town!
Sweet-water!

No
longer able to stand-up, Jack and Jill help Burp and Stanley sit down in the
two rocking chairs on the porch in front of the tavern. Gently Jack
and Jill push Burp and Stanley back and forth, listening and laughing as
Burp and Stanley mumble about the time they barely escaped the filthy
men, and filthy women who live under the darkness in Dark Town.
Sheriff Bill was in the My Town Tavern
having lunch the day Burp first stumbled in. The Sheriff recalled hearing Burp and Stanley calling the filthy bandits Wally, Soot, and Rachel. Burp often mumbles in his drunken stupor that there are many more filthy men and filthy women living under the darkness in Dark Town.
Burp once asked the Boy who was sitting on his fathers lap at the Bar, if he believed in the Fairy-Tales about the bandits of filthy men and filthy women!
"No! You’re drunk!" The Boy replied.
The kids name was, Boy.
Dark Town , not a town, you will never find it on a map, its a place without a face. Sheriff Bill doesn't think it has a Tavern, perhaps it does, if Burp and Stanley where there, it must. It’s kinda-a two day walking trip, through the My Town Valley, over the hills and through the woods.
Walking out of the woods, darkness appears out-of-nowhere. It’s not a town, just a place, without a face. I’m sure you've heard of a place like this before! A place you've been told not to go; alone, and often wondered why, you were told not to go; alone, knowing someday you most likely would go, anyway; alone. You've often wondered if a place like that actually exists, a place you’re told, DON'T GO !
I have to go! I will not be able to watch-over-you, and don’t speak to strangers.”
“Don’t speak to strangers! The voice of darkness leaves Boy all-alone to wonder around Dark Town. Strangers! Bandits! Bullshit! Burp!
Sheriff Bill was in the My Town Tavern
having lunch the day Burp first stumbled in. The Sheriff recalled hearing Burp and Stanley calling the filthy bandits Wally, Soot, and Rachel. Burp often mumbles in his drunken stupor that there are many more filthy men and filthy women living under the darkness in Dark Town.
Burp once asked the Boy who was sitting on his fathers lap at the Bar, if he believed in the Fairy-Tales about the bandits of filthy men and filthy women!
"No! You’re drunk!" The Boy replied.
The kids name was, Boy.
Dark Town , not a town, you will never find it on a map, its a place without a face. Sheriff Bill doesn't think it has a Tavern, perhaps it does, if Burp and Stanley where there, it must. It’s kinda-a two day walking trip, through the My Town Valley, over the hills and through the woods.
Walking out of the woods, darkness appears out-of-nowhere. It’s not a town, just a place, without a face. I’m sure you've heard of a place like this before! A place you've been told not to go; alone, and often wondered why, you were told not to go; alone, knowing someday you most likely would go, anyway; alone. You've often wondered if a place like that actually exists, a place you’re told, DON'T GO !
“Dark Town Bandits”
“Whisper Boy
Just
kidding Boy, nobody-can-see-us, it’s dark outside!
Forget
about your friends Boy, they’re dead!
A voice with no face speaks.
“You know Burp ?”
Yep, I know Burp!” the voice
of darkness whispered.
Don’t be afraid of
the dark boy, it doesn't bite, It’ll only kill you.
I have to go! I will not be able to watch-over-you, and don’t speak to strangers.”
“Don’t speak to strangers! The voice of darkness leaves Boy all-alone to wonder around Dark Town. Strangers! Bandits! Bullshit! Burp!
Lost
and alone, wondering drunk through the unknown. Daytime! Nighttime! No sense of time, or place
on earth!
“Hey! Boy! Darkness told me about you,
said you don’t listen, and said you talk to yourself in the dark. The Bandits didn’t
eat you yet I see! They will when they get hungry.” An unfamiliar voice
whispers.
“Who
are you? I’m not supposed to talk to strangers.” I respond.
“SHUT-UP,”
What kind of name is SHUT-UP! Where’s
Danny darkness.” I asked SHUT-UP.
